Mass Transit Humorist Gifts

Lex Ave Express

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

The return of Miss Subways

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Bus Stop Evolution

Fare Evader

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

The Privatization of the MTA.

"Cockfosters!"

"What? Everyone else works on the train."

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Google Maps for Sloths

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

GOAT PATH

Commuters.

Replacement Bus Service

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'