Mass Transit Humorist Pillows

Lex Ave Express

The return of Miss Subways

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Fare Evader

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Bus Stop Evolution

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

Commuters.

"What? Everyone else works on the train."

GOAT PATH

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'