Public Transit Comedian Gifts

Man thinks he's being held up by a guitar a bus stop.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

The return of Miss Subways

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Honey I'm Home

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Metrocard error messages

Lex Ave Express

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Fare Evader

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'