Parking Misadventure Fan Pillows

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'How about a nice saloon?'

A series of Exit signs.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'First time skiing?'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Spiritualist Society Parking

Parking validation

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"It ran amok."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

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'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'