Comical Misadventure Fan Pillows

'First time skiing?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Holy shit!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

"It ran amok."

Bad Medieval first dates.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!