Misadventure Aficionado Pillows

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Please use another building entirely

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'It's a nice beach and all: Shame we can't go in the water though...'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'First time skiing?'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

Robert Louis Stevenson

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

'This is a killer hole!'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.