Misadventures Aficionado Pillows

When still waters don't run deep.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Camping-Pong

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Antler Buzzers.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Free love

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Mole News: Obituaries

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"