Misadventure Fan Pillows

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'First time skiing?'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Bad Medieval first dates.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Gilligan's Elevator.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"It ran amok."

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

Social Agonies.

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

Man Nailed to Wall

When still waters don't run deep.