Misadventure Fan Gifts

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'First time skiing?'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Bad Medieval first dates.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Gilligan's Elevator.

"It ran amok."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

The Gods breathed life into the wrong one.

Social Agonies.

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'