Misadventure Storyteller Gifts

'I don't suppose you remember me, do you?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Australasia.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'