Mythical Misadventurer Gifts

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"I'll be right back."

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Hermes

The Paranormal Society...

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.