Misadventure Enthusiasts Gifts

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'First time skiing?'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

Underwater wedding!

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Are we there yet?"

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.