Misadventure Aficionado Gifts

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'It's a nice beach and all: Shame we can't go in the water though...'

'First time skiing?'

Robert Louis Stevenson

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

'This is a killer hole!'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'