Madcap Misadventure Enthusiast Pillows

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Children playing in a library

'First time skiing?'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Acme Crazy Straws

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'