Madcap Pillows

A skip full of fools.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Discus accidents.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Crazy paving company.

Horse accidents

Miniature Golf.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I count four... and there should be five."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"Yikes! That's gotta hurt!"

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

Acme Crazy Straws

One man's fishing line passes through other man's ear.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Skiing and Paragliding Accident