Mad Chef Pillows

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Little chef.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

'It needs more dirt.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

My Cauldron Rules

"Breakfast hero I presume?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Capturing a Cook

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"