Madcap Stoneworker Pillows

Crazy paving company.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Naked Furniture

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Bob's a tool belt."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'