Stonework Admirer Pillows

"Sit."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

The First Cone of Shame.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

'It's slobberin' time!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"This one will go with everything,

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"This must be Easter Island!"

Haunted museum

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Artisanal Pottery

'Termites!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Paleo Camp