Metalwork Admirer Pillows

'Hey Alexandru aren't you taking this railway metal theft a bit too far?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Haunted museum

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

'Termites!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Sit."

Faberge Chicken

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Japan-Reconstruction

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Tourist

I thought I was irrelevant.

"Forged in fur"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."