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'Hey Alexandru aren't you taking this railway metal theft a bit too far?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Haunted museum

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Termites!'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Sit."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Faberge Chicken

Japan-Reconstruction

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"Forged in fur"