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"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'U.S. Manufacturing'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Workers rest

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Bris

Japan-Reconstruction

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"No, let's go with the hook."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Steel fabricator

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

"Forged in fur"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

Author who wants his novel pierced.

Profession : Cartoonist

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …

Commodities Exchange. Metals. Tin Items or Less.

Metal Defective.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'