Metalcraft Enthusiast T-Shirts

The End of the Iron Age.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Hammer and Anvil.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I ran into a whittler.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'