Metalcraft Enthusiast T-Shirts

The End of the Iron Age.

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

Hammer and Anvil.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Christmas Craftwork

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."