Metalworker T-Shirts

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Another Riveting Sunset

"No way!!"

Blacksmith heart

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Life has made you a hard man. I've got to refer you to a metalworker.'

"Forged in fur"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman