Steelworker T-Shirts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

Trade War

"Is the job interesting? It's riveting."

Steel Futures

"I'm perfectly satisfied working at home. so obviously I don't look forward to going back to the steel mill."

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Naked Furniture

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy