Steelworker Pillows

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

Trade War

"Is the job interesting? It's riveting."

Steel Futures

"I'm perfectly satisfied working at home. so obviously I don't look forward to going back to the steel mill."

There was a walkout at the steel mill right after the ore was melted. Strike while the iron is hot, eh?

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Nick Offerman

Whittlers Mother

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.