Stoneworker T-Shirts

"Sit."

Caution Falling Rocks

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"We need a union!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."