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"This must be Easter Island!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Too much club."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Artisanal Pottery

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Sit."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Reproduction furniture."

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Teapot

Look Up.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

The First Swim Ring

Caution Falling Rocks

Carving a Sculpture.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

'Say it with Timber'

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

Unlucky sculpture.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"This is what you end up with when you don't use union labor."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."