Steel Worker T-Shirts

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

John Henry

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

'Life has made you a hard man. I've got to refer you to a metalworker.'

Haverford Steel - temporarily closed, Mr Haverfod is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.

"Some hackers have broken into the system It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Time Out For Teddy

Around here it got a little tricky...