Steel Worker Prints

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

John Henry

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

'Life has made you a hard man. I've got to refer you to a metalworker.'

Haverford Steel - temporarily closed, Mr Haverfod is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.

"Some hackers have broken into the system It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"We need a union!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Off Duty.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Time Out For Teddy

Around here it got a little tricky...

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.