Sheet Metal Worker Prints

"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'U.S. Manufacturing'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Printing Room

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

Workers rest

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Steel fabricator

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"No, let's go with the hook."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Musical washing

"Forged in fur"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."