Sheet Metal Worker Mugs

"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Printing Room

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Workers rest

Precussionist

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

Musical washing

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Steel fabricator

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"No, let's go with the hook."

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

"Forged in fur"