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'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Sunday.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Magnet at scrapyard

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Workers rest

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Steel fabricator

Al's computer salvage.

"No, let's go with the hook."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Scrapyard Worker

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"Forged in fur"