Scrap Yard Manager T-Shirts

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I've got pride but no shame."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Dog Poo

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Ace paper recycling

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Scrapyard Worker

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

I'd appreciate it if you followed my lead!

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

Old truck for sale

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

"As you can see there's good money in Do Do Economics."

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Waste paper bin.

"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"