Scrap Dealer T-Shirts

Old truck for sale

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Magnet at scrapyard

"I've got pride but no shame."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Car Dealer

Jorgen's quality used Fjords.

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

One owner, not counting the times it was stolen.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Scrapyard Worker

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'