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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Anatomy.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Magnet at scrapyard

Man debating the price in a resteurant

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Gus never found the perfect wave

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

Scrapyard Worker

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

'No comment!'

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

Self serve haircut

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.