Scrap Seeker Gifts

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Anatomy.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Man debating the price in a resteurant

Magnet at scrapyard

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Gus never found the perfect wave

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

Scrapyard Worker

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

'No comment!'

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

Self serve haircut

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"