Scrapyard Worker Gifts

Magnet at scrapyard

Scrapyard Worker

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

That's supposed to say garage sale!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Sunday.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Al's computer salvage.