Shipyard Worker Gifts

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Sea weed harvest.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Lighthouse switch

Magnet at scrapyard

Overturned boat.

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'