Shipping Industry Worker Gifts

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Fragile stamper.

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"International trade"

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Coastguard

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

Overturned boat.

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."