Maritime Workers Gifts

Lighthouse

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'It's for you!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Ever Given

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'We're drifting apart.'

Coastguard

Suez Canal Curse