Maritime Workers Pillows

Lighthouse

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'It's for you!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Ever Given

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Coastguard

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'We're drifting apart.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'