Shipyard Worker Pillows

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Coastguard

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Lighthouse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Lighthouse switch

Overturned boat.

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Magnet at scrapyard

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Coal Trucks at Limehouse