Maritime Professional Gifts

Lifeboats

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Sea weed harvest.

Vasco da Gama

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Well, it's her or you."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

"Tariff war"

Captain has planted a garden in a lifeboat.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Land ahoy!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"International trade"