Nautical Professional Gifts

Sailing

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Sea weed harvest.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pole Star

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.