Naval Engineer Gifts

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Britain's Shipbuilding for Confederates - One of Laird's Steam Rams

Ship in a bottle has lifeboats in bottles.

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Boat launching on the cheap.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Submarine and mobile

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

underwater knight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

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