Naval Researcher Gifts

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Submarine Hunter.

Titanic iceberg auction

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Victorian Royal Navy

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

U Boat

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.