Maritime Researcher Gifts

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"International trade"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Suez Canal Curse

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"