Maritime Research Gifts

Tidal research centre

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Victorian Royal Navy

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We're drifting apart.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Rats leave a launching ship.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths