Maritime Research Gifts

Tidal research centre

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Suez Canal Curse

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'We're drifting apart.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Coastguard

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'