Maritime Gifts

"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'Bugger!'

Keep her steady!

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

My problems

Titanic and Tetris.

Titanic 100th anniversary

Lighthouse in a city skyline.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

A pack of icebergs out hunting

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"Benson! I hear a ship. . . we're saved!"

Lighthouse keeper rowing new lightbulb to lighthouse.

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Sea weed harvest.

The tip of the iceberg

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'You should have told me you couldn't do it with the light on before we got married!'

'Well, sport, the boss couldn't find any more galley slaves, so you're the ship's power back to home port.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Neptune

Lighthouse

"Looks like everyone was fired."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Manning the (back) yards.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.