Maritime Pillows

"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

My problems

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Titanic 100th anniversary

Keep her steady!

Lighthouse in a city skyline.

Titanic and Tetris.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Looks like everyone was fired."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Sea weed harvest.

The tip of the iceberg

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

A pack of icebergs out hunting

'You should have told me you couldn't do it with the light on before we got married!'

'Are you sure it's only a lifeboat drill?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Well, sport, the boss couldn't find any more galley slaves, so you're the ship's power back to home port.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Benson! I hear a ship. . . we're saved!"

Neptune

Lighthouse

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Iceberg Warning Sign

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

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